Travel information for getting to Bristol

By train: head to Bristol Temple Meads, not Bristol Parkway (which is in the arse-end of nowhere!). A candidate for the biggest taxi rank in the country (except London) can be found outside the station.

By plane: fly to Bristol International Airport and its infamous skidding runway. Catch the Bristol International Flyer bus to Bristol Temple Meads train station (around 20 minutes) and catch a taxi from there.

By car: check out the directions from the hotel website that you’re staying at.

By boat: possible by all means, but we’re not the experts.

By foot: you crazy bastard